The shit talking is going virtual. I'm creating this blog to capture events, photos, musings, and other stuff for the San Francisco group of friends known as "The Family". Too much funny shit is lost that should be recorded. Too many photos go unseen. Stay tuned...
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Method Man has arrived!
Why does Tony Danza always look retarded in photos...
I guess every family has to have a 'special' relative...
Yey!!! The family is taking over the world!
I'm starting the shit talking by an apology.
I apologize to Sam for not being pleasant with Wendy the 1st time I met her. You guys bring a lot of trashy whores, and I thought she was another one, and I don't like competition!!! Just kidding, but either way, sorry for not giving her a chance, and I will try to have more faith in your girlfriends in the future.
However, I think it would be nice to make time for the family alone, we are always around billion people, and it would be nice to reconnect, that's all.
Kisses to all!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Tony Danza even if he's retarded. Special boys need love too!!
Hi Jayson!!! I love your step 1, delish!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you place a photo on here?
We are Family....I got all my broh and sistah with me. Let the good times and human drama begins....coming soon....a flood of pics!!!!!
Blake, once again.....leading the family into a host of electronic debauchery....God Bless you and Bill Gates!
Ps. As his roommate and legal advisor, I would like to make an official statement about he who is otherwise known as DUNIT. I found him crying in the corner of the apartment last night. I thought it was because he lost his divine powers as spankerman but I was soon to find out that his sadness was purly derived from his lack of connectivity to the family. Without spankerman what would we be? Ok, well....good point, we'd probably all be a little better off....but still we would have a lot less DUNITisms....and a lot less stupidity to laugh at....that is just plain unacceptable. Moral of the story....he who does not include DUNIT in our email chains will be faced with the most horrible of concequences....punishable by method man's step #2 (salmon) and you will be forced to become yet another of his victims....even if you are not his type....an obese, mustashy amazonian.
Let the shit talking begin!!!!!!
Thanks for the note Ivana....I appreciate your sincerity and understanding. She really is a cool girl, i would have never taken her to a family dinner had she not have been. With that being said, I will try harder to be a better member of the family and respect rules number:
1-53848438 of the code of family conduct. I will be closely reviewing section 3003 chapter 8 line 6...which clearly states:
no member of the family will be allowed to invite one such "massage therapist skank ho" to a picture sharing/viewing session while eating Thai cuisine on the night of Aug. 6th between the hours of 7 and 10pm...I must have completely overlooked that section...My apologies..he he he..I love being a smart ass..
jk dear...lesson learned..Luv ya child. You are my favorite.muah!
So what do you guys think about the situation in Lebanon?I think United Nations should consider deployment....wait!...ooops....WRONG BLOG!!
...so Jayson, I've heard that Ford has a new pick-up truck in the market, nice!! And how many 'push-ups' do you do now?
BTY, does anyone know a guy called Blake? He has been e-mailing me a lot today....I think he is some sort of psycho cyber-stalker
haha, love you guys! funny bunch of people you are! i cannot believe i missed another one! the hot spanish guy that was at minna last night, that we saw on sunday, i left him with toni for a bit, and they made out, he seems to really like her, and i'm left assless again!!!! grrr.... the agony of existence, or of being me, whatever, same shit.
In Jayson's defense, step # 1, is pretty goood, i love the food, the location, the ambiance, the company is excellent also, I give step # 1 tweo thumbs up!! What do say Blake? How do you rate it?
I give it a 21 on a scale 1 to 27.
what kind of mmeasurements do you use? 21 oout of 27?!!! fucking norwegians!
i can't spell either! hahahaha
eeevvveerrryyyttthhiinngg iisss muullttiippliieedd!!!
my first visit to this blog...
i feel ordained into a special cult...
now i'm horny.
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ahhh!
so, where was I?
How was everyone's weekend? Diego, I don't see the comment you were telling me about. I loved your friend Esteban, very cool guy. For anyone who missed my bitching session this weekend, "I HATE AJ!!"
Fezzy Poo why don't you let Steven make you happy for a while?
Ok, I'm done for now. KISSES
vana...go find some straight people to hang out with so you can get some relief as well!!
:D
...otherwise, you may have to recourse to digital stimulation...
again, and again, and again!
haha, faisal why are you being a lazy ass? sign in properly, and then post comments! you are just jealous I know more gays than you do, tthat's all. I'm not taking this to the heart. anyways digital stimulation is HOT!!
speaking of lingerie...
any of you girls have any lingerie you're willing to part with for BM?
i think i'm a woman's size 4 depending on the outfit.
...i know this will stimulate some feedback! :D
Hey! should we change the name of the blog from 'The Family" to 'The Ivana Radio Show'?
(just kidding my Balcanic friend/lover)
No soup for you Diego!!!!
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